Hiding my identity

Who would have thought the day would come where they'd have to hide their identity? That ultimately their DeviantArt page would be their very demise?

Well, that day has come for me folks. Now that I'm in corporate America -- land where you can have zero skills and still get the job just because you're a better bullshitter -- unfortunately this means I have to start losing what makes me... ME -- my personality and ambition. 

Instead I have to assimilate myself into society. And society in these parts consists of plenty backstabbing and putting on your best poker face. Yes, welcome to America. 

So so unfortunately it looks like in order to secure a better job, I have to clean up my image on the Internet. Which means everything linked to big tits and all that -- I cannot associate with. That's taboo in Corporate America. 

So sorry I have to grow up, and as part of my "professional image" cut all ties to my more artistic -- and free side. 

If if things get really bad, I might even have to delete this account entirely. All in the name of cleaning up my identity for the Corporate World. 

in America, skills don't matter one bit (unless you're an underpaid foreign worker). Image means everything.